Crappy Love Song

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Written by Theo Katzman
Produced by Tyler Duncan and Theo Katzman
Mixed by Tyler Duncan
Mastered by Devin Kerr

Theo Katzman: Drums, Guitars, Lead Vocals
Joe Dart: Fender Bass
Woody Goss: Piano
Mike G & Laura Mace: Omni Backing Vocals


Two sad people walk down the street
'Where we gonna sit down, where we gonna eat?'
Two sad people don't have much to say
Just 'how are you doin' or 'how was your day?'

No more sad, sad, sappy love songs
About two sad people who can't get along
I want a glad, glad, happy love song
I'd even take a crappy love song
Like this one

Two sad people don't let each other down
You can't get much lower when you're on the ground
Two sad people don't fuss or fight
Just a roll over honey and a turn out the light

One sad person might cause a fuss
Say something stupid and mess it all up
But two sad people, that's a special thing
They're both blind from the shine of the wedding ring

Too sad people don't need to rush
There’s no need to hurry, nothin to discuss
Two sad people, they can take their sweet time
And just creep on up to that finish line


from Heartbreak Hits, released January 6, 2017



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